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Pamela Anderson to Build Eco-Friendly Hotel in Abu Dhabi

 

 

Sit down. Please. Unfortunately, what we're about to tell you does not appear to be a joke.

Various sources are reporting on this dark, dark day that Pamela Anderson -- yes, She of the Giant Breasts and PETA Ads -- is venturing into the international hotel business to build an eco-friendly hotel in Abu Dhabi.

Friends, there are times when the jokes just write themselves. This is not one of those times because this is like, not even funny.

The former Baywatch babe fell for the capital of the United Arab Emirates during a recent trip there with the Make a Wish Foundation charity.

And she was persuaded into becoming a hotelier by the royal family there.

She reveals, "I'm building a hotel there. It's environmentally friendly. I went there with the Make a Wish Foundation and met some great people there, and the royal family was really friendly."

We have no further comments to make, and speculating on the matter (what kind of beds will it have?) only brings this atrocity one step closer to reality.

Instead, Pammy, we suggest (under the guidance of the New York Times, no less) that you go find another hobby because the hotel industry ain't doin so hot right now. Those boobs might keep lots of things afloat -- but your hotel is not going to be one of them. Zing!

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